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I bet no one knows that today is Flitch Day, a very important day of celebration if you happen to be married. It's said that once a year a slab of bacon was given to a married couple (By "who" I don't more...1200

I bet no one knows that today is Flitch Day, a very important day of celebration if you happen to be married. It's said that once a year a slab of bacon was given to a married couple (By "who" I don't know)if they were successful in living together for the previous 12 months without any fighting or disagreements, which would include knowing when to keep your mouth shut.




Today is, "Take Your Pet to Work" Day! I have my four crazy cats with me since I work out of my home and they can become a bit of a distraction. Especially when one of them is sitting right in front of my more...1174

Today is, "Take Your Pet to Work" Day! I have my four crazy cats with me since I work out of my home and they can become a bit of a distraction. Especially when one of them is sitting right in front of my computer monitor, making it difficult to see it. But some of you may commute to an office and maybe they allow pets to be part of the scene, which could make for some interesting moments. The possibility for dog fights or cats running amuck throughout an office may get you fired.




For those of you who remember when toys didn't have batteries or memory chips, today is "Yo Yo" Day. I was never very good at spinning them and it seems to me that my Yo Yo was forever dangling at the end of more...1146

For those of you who remember when toys didn't have batteries or memory chips, today is "Yo Yo" Day. I was never very good at spinning them and it seems to me that my Yo Yo was forever dangling at the end of its string. I couldn't do any of the fancy swirling around maneuvers and usually managed to hit myself in my shins, let alone make the darn thing go up and down but I bet there are some experts out there who could.




I just found out that June 1st. is...are you ready? National Donut Day! I personally have always preferred fritters, especially apple fritters but this serves as an advanced message to lay in your favorite more...1125

I just found out that June 1st. is...are you ready? National Donut Day! I personally have always preferred fritters, especially apple fritters but this serves as an advanced message to lay in your favorite deep, fried,loaded- with -calories, donuts to celebrate the day in style. So what's your favorite one, huh?




Today is offically "Neighbor Day"! Now depending on how you interpret this, is could mean several things. You may have an continuing ongoing feud with a neighbor on your block by upping the ante', or it may more...1121

Today is offically "Neighbor Day"! Now depending on how you interpret this, is could mean several things. You may have an continuing ongoing feud with a neighbor on your block by upping the ante', or it may mean returning all the items you previously borrowed in the last year from another neighbor and never returned. Or it could be helping a neigbor who needs some help with a project or simply saying "thanks" for being your neighbor and not playing their music too loud.




I'm not sure how I missed this important celebration but May 11th. was "All You Can Eat Today, Day". Don't you sometimes just want to blow your diet, tell your Trainer" to leave you alone? So for just today...go ahead...Eat all you want!1109

I'm not sure how I missed this important celebration but May 11th. was "All You Can Eat Today, Day". Don't you sometimes just want to blow your diet, tell your Trainer" to leave you alone? So for just today...go ahead...Eat all you want!




In case you didn't know it, today is "Kiss Your Mate Day". For those of you who have one, cover them in kisses! Hugs are good too, so don't forget to include them in the kissing process. If you don't more...1068

In case you didn't know it, today is "Kiss Your Mate Day". For those of you who have one, cover them in kisses! Hugs are good too, so don't forget to include them in the kissing process. If you don't have a "mate" you can use your cat or dog for a fill in. They like to be kissed, too!




Oh yes, it's time to file our income taxes. A painful experience for all of us and to lighten up the moment, here are some cheerful comments. "The difference between death & taxes is that death is more...1055

Oh yes, it's time to file our income taxes. A painful experience for all of us and to lighten up the moment, here are some cheerful comments. "The difference between death & taxes is that death is frequently painless. "- Anonymous "The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money" - Tax Auditor




It's tax season & I'm sure that many of you are frantically trying to get them done before the deadline. Here's a bit of humor to cheer you up! "The only difference between a tax man & a taxidermist is more...1054

It's tax season & I'm sure that many of you are frantically trying to get them done before the deadline. Here's a bit of humor to cheer you up! "The only difference between a tax man & a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin". - Mark Twain "The trick is to stop thinking of it a 'your' money". - Tax Auditor




Did you know that today is "Fun at Work Day"? Ha, ha...yes it really is! So before the day is over & you miss the chance to celebrate it, pause and take a moment to figure out what you are going to do to be more...1043

Did you know that today is "Fun at Work Day"? Ha, ha...yes it really is! So before the day is over & you miss the chance to celebrate it, pause and take a moment to figure out what you are going to do to be unique! Maybe change up the numbers on a report that you need to turn into your boss or possibily get creative with the Xerox machine? The possibilities are endless!




What are your chances for winning the lottery? Consider this. The odds of you dying on the way to buy your lottery tickets is greater than your odds of winning. 1036

What are your chances for winning the lottery? Consider this. The odds of you dying on the way to buy your lottery tickets is greater than your odds of winning.




March 3rd. is "If Pets had Thumbs" Day? I'm not sure why this would be celebrated but just imagine if they did? What would your cat or dog do? Or maybe you have less traditional pets at home, like a more...988

March 3rd. is "If Pets had Thumbs" Day? I'm not sure why this would be celebrated but just imagine if they did? What would your cat or dog do? Or maybe you have less traditional pets at home, like a horses or cows. Would they open the gate and disappear? I know what my cats would do, probably the same thing that your's would. Open the refrigator and pop open a can of tuna.




For those of you who live with cats, I thought that it may be important for you to know that today is "Answer Your Cat's Questions" Day. I have four felines and for all I know they are talking behind my more...971

For those of you who live with cats, I thought that it may be important for you to know that today is "Answer Your Cat's Questions" Day. I have four felines and for all I know they are talking behind my back, telling nasty lies. But sometimes they are asking me questions. I think such as, "when do we eat?", "Let me outside" and "Don't bother me".




Just in case you have a penguin, be sure to celebrate his/her special day by taking him/her out for a seafood lunch. February 20th. is Penguin Awareness Day! Just another trivial topic for you to share at a cocktail party.962

Just in case you have a penguin, be sure to celebrate his/her special day by taking him/her out for a seafood lunch. February 20th. is Penguin Awareness Day! Just another trivial topic for you to share at a cocktail party.




It seems that for every day in the year, there is some sort of celebration or a particularly goofy recognition of sorts. For instance, today is "Psychiatric Technician's Day". Really? How do they celebrate it? Just wondering...lol947

It seems that for every day in the year, there is some sort of celebration or a particularly goofy recognition of sorts. For instance, today is "Psychiatric Technician's Day". Really? How do they celebrate it? Just wondering...lol